Man Declares War on Peacocks
"I was born to two loyal soldiers of the Blood Legion, but as is custom in our family I was sent to the Zrustky Academy hidden deep within the mountains north of Ascalon shortly after birth. There I learned the ways of the warrior, and I have used what I was taught on the battlefield ever since. When the Shatterer awoke it destroyed the only home I had known, and with my younger sister on my back, I returned to the Black Citadel where I was welcomed into the Iron Legion. My weapon is an ancient greatsword that belonged to one of the founders of the Academy, and I wield it with the all the vengeance of my brethren who now rest beneath those crystal branded walls. I am Leeshren Tijen, and this is my story.”This is my main character in Guild Wars 2, a Charr warrior. She was created the first day of release because I didn’t get the hop in early code from my retailer because I was a derp. Picture location is the Iron Legion office in the Black Citadel, and her armor is a dreadful mix, but I like it. Color effects added using Photoshop.

"I was born to two loyal soldiers of the Blood Legion, but as is custom in our family I was sent to the Zrustky Academy hidden deep within the mountains north of Ascalon shortly after birth. There I learned the ways of the warrior, and I have used what I was taught on the battlefield ever since. When the Shatterer awoke it destroyed the only home I had known, and with my younger sister on my back, I returned to the Black Citadel where I was welcomed into the Iron Legion. My weapon is an ancient greatsword that belonged to one of the founders of the Academy, and I wield it with the all the vengeance of my brethren who now rest beneath those crystal branded walls. 

I am Leeshren Tijen, and this is my story.”

This is my main character in Guild Wars 2, a Charr warrior. She was created the first day of release because I didn’t get the hop in early code from my retailer because I was a derp. Picture location is the Iron Legion office in the Black Citadel, and her armor is a dreadful mix, but I like it. Color effects added using Photoshop.

ecumenicalseeker:

ramavoite:

curious-commodities:

submariet:

VAN EYCK

IM SENDING THIS TO MY ART HISTORY TEACHER

/dying

I CAN’T EVEN TELL YOU HOW HELPFUL THIS IS

stickysheep:

soapbutts:

loreface:

runningoffthereeses:

well, thats enough internet for today

good. yes.

OH. Plant monster dingus.

Hi I want a million of these pillows and I want to send them out to my family.

fanfictionfiend:

kukihiko:

So, Ikecchi and I were re-watching SnK when she suddenly just started laughing like crazy because apparently

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the moustache just looks ridiculous

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do you see it

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boNJOUR

I DON’T EVEN WATCH SNK BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS.

never forget.
NEVER.
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thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them

in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

tuxedomaskepisodeguide:

the episode in which tuxedo mask decides to create a little eclipse of his own, effectively blocking out the sun for eight hours with his giant head and killing every single one of his neighbor’s plants in the process

tuxedomaskepisodeguide:

the episode in which tuxedo mask decides to create a little eclipse of his own, effectively blocking out the sun for eight hours with his giant head and killing every single one of his neighbor’s plants in the process

lettherebedoodles:

summersanimatedworld:

Halloween Icons Part 2 -

Disney Villains…as Princesses

"No one wears this dress like Gaston!"

EDIT :

In case you haven´t seen Scar in the mixed set :)

(He breaks the princess rule, i know.. but i found the idea way to funny)

*has been laughing for the last hundred years*

johndarnielle:

dtownsteez:

tehawesome:

I’ll keep doing weather.com clickbait headline rewrites until it no longer brings me joy.

w,dfnbsafndaskjfhas;kflhjashdfas

there’s enough things to be bummed about that I don’t really expend a lot of energy on this one but maaaaaaaan the weather channel was once one of the coolest things in the world it was so boring and awesome and real and now it’s a lure sent to Earth by Satan to try to make you despair well guess what some person I don’t know has turned that Satanic frown upside down. better luck next time, DEVIL

today-in-homestuck:

It’s been exactly five years since…
A young man stood in his bedroom. [04/13/09]

today-in-homestuck:

It’s been exactly five years since…

A young man stood in his bedroom. [04/13/09]

thefandomhouse:

DRAGONS: a compilation

part 3/?

part 1

part 2

part 4

Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)
Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
Dad: Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
Dad: Fuck the government.
Dad: Fuck the school board.
Dad: Close the door.
Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
Dad: I love puns.
Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
Dad: Please shut up.
Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were a part of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
Dad: They act like I care what they think.
Dad: I hate homework.
Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.