Man Declares War on Peacocks
culinarycosplay:


SLICE OF WATERMELON

It was freezing today.
My fingers are still numb- even if we had a fire going, the heat fails to penetrate the floor and sink into the basement, which is where I just spent the last 5 hours. This time was used working on Morgan’s Cherno Alpha (pictures of progress to come). But I suppose that this is the burden of fall. You spend 6 months bitching about the intense heat and yearning for the cool, and then when the whole week of mild weather gives up the ghost you begin another 6 months of bitching about the cold. The Midwest has only 2 season, stinking’ hot and freezing cold, because spring and fall are figments of our imaginations, stories told by…I don’t know, does Europe have seasons that make sense? Probably told be Europeans then. But that is for us who are currently north of the equator. To our southern readers, you might be getting warmer here soon. In preparation for that, I made you something you might enjoy in the coming heat.
A slice of watermelon…technically it’s a Jumbo Watermelon Shot.
I was considering keeping this till’ April Fools and giving you guys an actual slice of watermelon as Guild Wars 2 food descriptions would dictate, but I had a watermelon and jell-o packets sitting around, so figured I’d rather keep the followers. Enjoy your spiked non-fruit slices. The recipe is under the cut.
-K

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culinarycosplay:

SLICE OF WATERMELON

It was freezing today.

My fingers are still numb- even if we had a fire going, the heat fails to penetrate the floor and sink into the basement, which is where I just spent the last 5 hours. This time was used working on Morgan’s Cherno Alpha (pictures of progress to come). But I suppose that this is the burden of fall. You spend 6 months bitching about the intense heat and yearning for the cool, and then when the whole week of mild weather gives up the ghost you begin another 6 months of bitching about the cold. The Midwest has only 2 season, stinking’ hot and freezing cold, because spring and fall are figments of our imaginations, stories told by…I don’t know, does Europe have seasons that make sense? Probably told be Europeans then. But that is for us who are currently north of the equator. To our southern readers, you might be getting warmer here soon. In preparation for that, I made you something you might enjoy in the coming heat.

A slice of watermelon…technically it’s a Jumbo Watermelon Shot.

I was considering keeping this till’ April Fools and giving you guys an actual slice of watermelon as Guild Wars 2 food descriptions would dictate, but I had a watermelon and jell-o packets sitting around, so figured I’d rather keep the followers. Enjoy your spiked non-fruit slices. The recipe is under the cut.

-K

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tastefullyoffensive:

[jimbenton]

overtheunderpass:

I was just introduced to this incredible Twitter account

Brad Breeck - Mr. Brightside At Gravity Falls (feat. The Killers)
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rameldrive:

oneboredjeu:

Mr. Brightside At Gravity Falls

Gravity Falls Main Title Theme by Brad Breeck vs. Mr. Brightside by The Killers.

Big thanks to carelessconteuse for the Mr. Brightside suggestion!

Download here.

THIS IS RIDICULOUSLY GOOD IM GOING TO CRY

costumecanuck:

hilgar:

bookgasms:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts

I’m so glad I’m procrastinating going to bed because if I had gone to bed I wouldn’t be crying laughing at this.

My brother works at Dunkin and his girlfriend works at Tim Hortons and when I found out I said “TWO HOUSEHOLDS BOTH ALIKE IN DIGNITY” and my brother was the only one who knew what I was talking about. Never have I been so proud.

Shakespeare is always an appropriate response.

spacetrans:

the fault in our stars movie seems a bit different from the book…

melodramaticat:

Shouts out to my parents for repeatedly telling me they don’t trust me and then putting a keylogger on our home computer so they can access my private university records without my knowledge!!¡!

That’s actually illegal under FERPA. You have to provide written consent (http://www2.ed.gov/policy/gen/guid/fpco/ferpa/index.html)

omgrwby:

cinders-fall:

rpgprotip:

tanngrisnir:

This gif accurately portrays how I play any game ever.

Hahahahaha

nintendorking

LOOT ALL THE THINGS

gethenian:

ohnoproblems:

natellite:

"the raven" only its about macklemore. thanks for following my blog

once inside a thrift shop dreary, while i browsed there, weak and weary,

over many a quaint and curious greatcoat of forgotten bore—

while I nodded, puissance sapping,…

dunwall:

a very serious spoopy playlist for all your halloween needs
[listen]

ajatusvaras:

And when he’s mad he’s the best. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ajatusvaras:

And when he’s mad he’s the best. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ryan giving into peer pressure - (x)

As a bisexual, I often feel pansexual, because, like, people. People. People are sexy. I would suck your dick/clit.

As a bisexual, I often feel pansexual, because, like, people. People. People are sexy. I would suck your dick/clit.