Man Declares War on Peacocks
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prozdvoices:

Request: Goofy reads from 50 Shades of Grey PART 2

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asked:

Can we hear more goofy reading 50 shades of gray?

Are you SURE you want that?

I mean, are you REALLY SURE?  I want you to be sure about this.

Okay, here you go.

onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

kenfucky:

"break his goddamn face man"

kenfucky:

"break his goddamn face man"

scenefux:

scarelerei:

lokislovelylittlelair:

One of the greatest D&D stories I’ve ever read.

Cries a tear of remembrance.

oh my fucking shit

scenefux:

scarelerei:

lokislovelylittlelair:

One of the greatest D&D stories I’ve ever read.

Cries a tear of remembrance.

oh my fucking shit

"I was born to two loyal soldiers of the Blood Legion, but as is custom in our family I was sent to the Zrustky Academy hidden deep within the mountains north of Ascalon shortly after birth. There I learned the ways of the warrior, and I have used what I was taught on the battlefield ever since. When the Shatterer awoke it destroyed the only home I had known, and with my younger sister on my back, I returned to the Black Citadel where I was welcomed into the Iron Legion. My weapon is an ancient greatsword that belonged to one of the founders of the Academy, and I wield it with the all the vengeance of my brethren who now rest beneath those crystal branded walls. I am Leeshren Tijen, and this is my story.”This is my main character in Guild Wars 2, a Charr warrior. She was created the first day of release because I didn’t get the hop in early code from my retailer because I was a derp. Picture location is the Iron Legion office in the Black Citadel, and her armor is a dreadful mix, but I like it. Color effects added using Photoshop.

"I was born to two loyal soldiers of the Blood Legion, but as is custom in our family I was sent to the Zrustky Academy hidden deep within the mountains north of Ascalon shortly after birth. There I learned the ways of the warrior, and I have used what I was taught on the battlefield ever since. When the Shatterer awoke it destroyed the only home I had known, and with my younger sister on my back, I returned to the Black Citadel where I was welcomed into the Iron Legion. My weapon is an ancient greatsword that belonged to one of the founders of the Academy, and I wield it with the all the vengeance of my brethren who now rest beneath those crystal branded walls. 

I am Leeshren Tijen, and this is my story.”

This is my main character in Guild Wars 2, a Charr warrior. She was created the first day of release because I didn’t get the hop in early code from my retailer because I was a derp. Picture location is the Iron Legion office in the Black Citadel, and her armor is a dreadful mix, but I like it. Color effects added using Photoshop.

ecumenicalseeker:

ramavoite:

curious-commodities:

submariet:

VAN EYCK

IM SENDING THIS TO MY ART HISTORY TEACHER

/dying

I CAN’T EVEN TELL YOU HOW HELPFUL THIS IS

stickysheep:

soapbutts:

loreface:

runningoffthereeses:

well, thats enough internet for today

good. yes.

OH. Plant monster dingus.

Hi I want a million of these pillows and I want to send them out to my family.

fanfictionfiend:

kukihiko:

So, Ikecchi and I were re-watching SnK when she suddenly just started laughing like crazy because apparently

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the moustache just looks ridiculous

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do you see it

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boNJOUR

I DON’T EVEN WATCH SNK BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS.

never forget.
NEVER.
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thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them

in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

tuxedomaskepisodeguide:

the episode in which tuxedo mask decides to create a little eclipse of his own, effectively blocking out the sun for eight hours with his giant head and killing every single one of his neighbor’s plants in the process

tuxedomaskepisodeguide:

the episode in which tuxedo mask decides to create a little eclipse of his own, effectively blocking out the sun for eight hours with his giant head and killing every single one of his neighbor’s plants in the process

lettherebedoodles:

summersanimatedworld:

Halloween Icons Part 2 -

Disney Villains…as Princesses

"No one wears this dress like Gaston!"

EDIT :

In case you haven´t seen Scar in the mixed set :)

(He breaks the princess rule, i know.. but i found the idea way to funny)

*has been laughing for the last hundred years*